Thursday, February 3, 2011
Review of All American Whopper Vibrating Dildo by Nasstoys
I received the All American Whopper Vibrating Dildo in the mail from Vibrator.com a couple weeks ago. It arrived in a clear plastic clamshell package that is recloseable and suitable for storing…. though I strongly recommend buying a pouch to save room. The insert that provided the backdrop to the package was a naked woman on one side… apparently pleasuring herself… with the Whopper I assumed. On the other side was a naked male, with this anatomical parts removed from view. The paper does state the toy feels better than the real thing and has 3 levels of vibration. Now I admit, this one is probably not the best travel buddy, for size and discretion, but since I was going abroad, I decided to take him anyway and try him out while on vacation. I can happily state that he made it through airport security… in my checked baggage anyway.
On opening the package the first thing I noticed was a strong rubber smell. I knew before receiving the toy that it was made of Realskin, so this didn’t come as a complete surprise. As stated in other reviews, I am not overly sensitive to smells, so I was willing to give this a try. Compared with sil-a-gel toys the smell is much milder, but is also more offensive, and those who do have sensitive noses probably should look elsewhere.
Realskin is derived of softened plastic and is one of the materials that are used to create realistic looking and feeling dildos. Its not the highest on the safety scale, as it is porous and cannot be sanitized. But its material allows for a somewhat realistic feel. Tactile, it is smooth with lots of drag unless lubricated. It is flexible, and I can bend the shaft down to the balls fairly easily. It also has moderate amount of “squeezability“, more-so in the shaft than in the head, which feels very realistic in use.
Being a realistic, I couldn’t help but compare him to others dildos I have in both cyberskin and pleasureskin material. Although he arrived with a realistic beige color and pink head, he doesn’t have the blue veining and such of the others. However, realskin is better at maintaining its color over time, as my pleasureskin has already faded to a semi-opaque color. With a light touch, I find that he isn’t as realistic as either of the other materials, and does in fact feel a bit like a rubber band. He is firmer than cyberskin, more like the pleasureskin, which does make insertion easier, but still maintains the flexibility that the pleasureskin does not have.